symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

wild-whorlax:

bigtuna108:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

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Originally posted by jayma-jones

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

thegestianpoet:

meggannn:

older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once

i mean he’s not wrong though so 

Tolkien’s lesser-known nickname

honestlygarbage:

all-things-devours:

According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR2T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.

you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein

me, an intellectual: jirt

mangobursts:

I’M SO HAPPPPYYYY!!! x